Spike Milligan

If I could write
Like leaves on an autumn forest floor,
What a bonfire my letters would make
If I could speak words of water,

What happened to the boy I was
Why did he run away
And leave me old and thinking,
There'd been no yesterday

Elephants are contagious
Be careful how you tread
An Elephant that's been trodden on Should be confined to bed
Leopards are contagious too

Maveric
Had Rumbling
That thundered in the night
It shook the bedrooms all

In the land of the Bumbley
The People are red white and blue,
They never blow noses,
Or ever wear closes,

This population
Said Peter to St
Is really getting far too
Just look at the crowd in the hall

The people who
On the
Stand around in bundles of
When asked how it

I must go down to the sea again,     to the lonely sea and the sky;
I left my shoes and socks there -     I wonder if they're dry

My sister Laura's bigger than
And lifts me up quite easily
I can't lift her,
I've tried and tried;

Philip Le Barr,
Was knocked down by a car,
On the road to Mandalay
He was knocked down

Through every nook and every
The wind blew in on poor old
Around her knees, into each ear(And up her nose as well,
I fear)All through the night the wind grew

'Help, help, ' said a man
'I'm drowning
''Hang on, ' said a man from the shore
'Help, help, ' said the man