Maveric
Maveric
Had Rumbling
That thundered in the night.
It shook the bedrooms all
And gave the folks a fright.
The doctor called;
He was
When through his
He heard the sound of a baying hound,
And the acrid smell of smoke.
Was there a cure?'The higher the fewer'The learned doctor said,
Then turned poor Maveric inside
And stood him on his head.'Just as I
You've been and
An Asiatic flu -You musn't go near dogs I
Unless they come near you.'Poor Maveric cried.
He went cross-eyed,
His legs went green and blue.
The doctor hit him with a
And charged him one and two.
And so my
This is the end,
A warning to the few:
Stay clear of doctors to the
Or they'll get rid of you.
Spike Milligan
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In the land of the Bumbley The People are red white and blue, They never blow noses, Or ever wear closes,
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