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'Twas midnight in the And every desk was When suddenly from the alphabet Was heard a loud "Tut-Tut!" Said A to B, "I don't like C; His manners are a lack.

Go away girl, go away and let me pack my dreams Now where did I put those yesteryears made up with broken seams Where shall I sweep the pieces my God they still look new There's a taxi waiting at the door

Soldier Freddy was never ready, But! Soldier Neddy

There are many diseases, That strike people's kneeses, Scorflufus! is one by It comes from the

Drake is going west, So Tom is going But tiny Just lies in bed,

What are vices? Catching And eating mices!

My sister Laura's bigger than And lifts me up quite easily. I can't lift her, I've tried and tried;

I saw a little elephant standing in my garden, I said 'You don't belong in here', he said 'I beg your pardon?', I said 'This place is England, what are you doing here?', He said 'Ah, then I must be lost' and then 'Oh dear, oh…