Roald Dahl

As soon as Wolf began to
That he would like a decent meal,
He went and knocked on Grandma's door
When Grandma opened it, she

Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or
The candy man, the candy man
The candy man can 'cause he mixes it with

"Attention please
Attention please
Don't dare to talk
Don't dare to sneeze

"No animal is half as
As Crocky–Wock, the crocodile
On Saturdays he likes to
Six juicy children for his

Oh you Knid, you are vile and vermicious
You are slimy and soggy and squishous
But what do we care'Cause you can't get in here,
So hop it and don't get ambitious

In England once there lived a bigA wonderfully clever pig
To everybody it was
That Piggy had a massive brain
He worked out sums inside his head,

As I was going to St IvesI met a man with seven
Said he, 'I think it's much more
Than getting stuck with only one
'Obviously based on the old Nursery Rhyme from around 1730 which, in turn, was probably based on Problem 79 of the Rhi...

The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never,
ER,

Down they go
Hail and snow
Freezes and sneezes and noses will blow

I had a little nut-tree,
Nothing would it bear
I searched in all its branches,
But not a nut was there

Gooses, geesesI want my geese to lay gold eggs for
At least a hundred a
And by the wayI want a feastI want a bean
Cream buns and

Come with me and you'll
In a world of pure
Take a look and you'll
Into your