Roald Dahl

Roald Dahl

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Roald Dahl (13 September 1916 – 23 November 1990) was a British novelist, short-story writer, poet, screenwriter, and wartime fighter pilot. His books have sold more than 250 million copies worldwide.
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Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf

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As soon as Wolf began to
That he would like a decent meal,
He went and knocked on Grandma's door
When Grandma opened it, she
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Candy Man

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Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or
The candy man, the candy man
The candy man can 'cause he mixes it with
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Goldie Pinklesweet

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"Attention please
Attention please
Don't dare to talk
Don't dare to sneeze
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Cinderella

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I guess you think you know this story
You don't
The real one's much more gory
The phoney one, the one you know,
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The Three Little Pigs

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The animal I really dig,
Above all others is the pig
Pigs are noble
Pigs are clever,
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The Pig

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In England once there lived a bigA wonderfully clever pig
To everybody it was
That Piggy had a massive brain
He worked out sums inside his head,
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St Ives

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As I was going to St IvesI met a man with seven
Said he, 'I think it's much more
Than getting stuck with only one
'Obviously based on the old Nursery Rhyme from around 1730 which, in turn, was probably based on Problem 79 of the Rhi...
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Mike Teavee

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The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never,
ER,
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Oh you Knid you are vile and vermicious

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Oh you Knid, you are vile and vermicious
You are slimy and soggy and squishous
But what do we care'Cause you can't get in here,
So hop it and don't get ambitious
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Down they go

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Down they go
Hail and snow
Freezes and sneezes and noses will blow
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The Crocodile

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"No animal is half as
As Crocky–Wock, the crocodile
On Saturdays he likes to
Six juicy children for his
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The Rowing Song

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Round the world and home
That's the sailor's
Faster faster, faster
There's no earthly way of
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I had a little nut-tree

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I had a little nut-tree,
Nothing would it bear
I searched in all its branches,
But not a nut was there
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I Want It Now

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Gooses, geesesI want my geese to lay gold eggs for
At least a hundred a
And by the wayI want a feastI want a bean
Cream buns and
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Pure Imagination

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Come with me and you'll
In a world of pure
Take a look and you'll
Into your
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Mary Mary quite contrary

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Mary,
Mary, quite
How does your garden grow
"I live with my brat in a high-rise flat,
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