Dentist Dan
Nentis Nan, he's my man,
I go do im each chanz I gan
He sicks me down an creans my
Wid mabel syrub, tick an' sweed,
Nentis Nan, he's my man,
I go do im each chanz I gan
He sicks me down an creans my
Wid mabel syrub, tick an' sweed,
If I had a brontosaurusI would name him Morris or Horace;
But if suddenly one day he had a lot of little brontosauriI would change his name to Laurie
Channel 1's no fun
Channel 2's just news
Channel 3's hard to see
Channel 4 is just a bore
I am writing these
From inside a lion,
And it's rather dark in here
So please excuse the
Someone ate the baby
It's rather sad to say
Someone ate the
So she won't be out to play
Mama said I'd lose my head If it wasn't fastened on
Today I guess it wasn't 'Cause while playing with my cousin It fell off and rolled away And now its gone
And I can't look for it 'Cause my eyes are in it,
And I can't call to it 'C...
(Hey the truth might hurt so I'm tellin' you now that you better not ask me)Hey you better not ask me where I been all
Why my eyes are shinin' and my spirit is flyin'You better not ask if I been doin' right or I just might tell
And you b...
Once I spoke the language of the flowers,
Once I understood each word the caterpillar said,
Once I smiled in secret at the gossip of the starlings,
And shared a conversation with the houseflyin my bed
Well, my daddy left home when I was three,and he didn't leave much to Ma and me,just this old guitar and a bottle of booze
Now I don't blame him because he run and hid,but the meanest thing that he ever did wasbefore he left he went and named...
Oh,
I'm being
By a boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
Danny O'Dare, the dancin' bear,
Ran away from the County Fair,
Ran right up to my back
And thought he'd do some dancin' there
Hector the
Collected bits of string,
Collected dolls with broken
And rusty bells that would not ring