Dreadful
Someone ate the baby.
It's rather sad to say.
Someone ate the
So she won't be out to play.
We'll never hear her whiney
Or have to feel if she is dry.
We'll never hear her asking "Why?"Someone ate the baby.
Someone ate the baby.
It's absolutely
Someone ate the baby'Cause the baby isn't here.
We'll give away her toys and clothes.
We'll never have to wipe her nose.
Dad says, "That's the way it goes."Someone ate the baby.
Someone ate the baby.
What a frightful thing to eat!
Someone ate the
Though she wasn't very sweet.
It was a heartless thing to do.
The policemen haven't got a clue.
I simply can't imagine
Would go and (burp) eat the baby.
Shel Silverstein
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