Ogden Nash

The people upstairs all practise
Their living room is a bowling
Their bedroom is full of conducted tours
Their radio is louder than yours,

I think that I shall never seeA billboard lovely as a
Indeed, unless the billboards fallI'll never see a tree at all

People live forever in Jacksonville and St
Petersburg and Tampa,
But you don't have to live forever to become a grampa
The entrance requirements for grampahood are comparatively mild,

Foreigners are people somewhere else,    Natives are people at home;
If the place you’re
Is your habitat,    You’re a foreigner, say in Rome
But the scales of Justice balance true,    And tit leads into tat,

The Child Is Father Of The Man,
But Not For Quite A
So Thomas
Never drank his medicine;

"Beep-beep
RS
ST
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I didn't go to church today,
I trust the Lord to understand
The surf was swirling blue and white,
The children swirling on the sand

They tell me that euphoria is the feeling of feeling wonderful,well, today I feel euphorian,
Today I have the agility of a Greek god and the appetitite of
Victorian
Yes, today I may even go forth without my galoshes,

The ant has made herself
By constant industry industrious
So what
Would you be calm and

He tells you when you've got on too much
And helps you with your girdle when your hips stick
An interested poem for the times
These days, women do not wear girdles, but we all get what he means: husbands were/are good for somethings...

When people aren't asking questions They're making suggestions And when they're not doing one of those They're either looking over your shoulder or stepping on your toes And then as if that weren't enough to annoy you They employ you
Anybody ...

Once upon a time there was an Italian,
And some people thought he was a rapscallion,
But he wasn't offended,
Because other people thought he was splendid,

Your hopeless patients will live,
Your healthy patients will die
I have only this word to give:
Wonder, and find out why

More than a catbird hates a cat,
Or a criminal hates a clue,
Or the Axis hates the United States,
That's how much I love you

I give you now Professor Twist,
A conscientious scientist,
Trustees exclaimed, "He never bungles
"And sent him off to distant jungles

Look at itsy-bitsy Mitzi
See her figure slim and ritzy
She eats
Pizza