Foreigners are people somewhere else, Natives are people at home;
If the place you’re
Is your habitat, You’re a foreigner, say in Rome
But the scales of Justice balance true, And tit leads into tat,
How wise I am to have instructed the butlerto instruct the first footman to instruct the secondfootman to instruct the doorman to order my carriage;
I am about to volunteer a definition of marriage
Just as I know that there are two Hagen...
Go hang yourself, you old M
D
You shall not sneer at me
Pick up your hat and stethoscope,
One would be in less
From the wiles of a
If one's own kin and
Were more fun to be with
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People live forever in Jacksonville and St
Petersburg and Tampa,
But you don't have to live forever to become a grampa
The entrance requirements for grampahood are comparatively mild,
I didn't go to church today,
I trust the Lord to understand
The surf was swirling blue and white,
The children swirling on the sand
Celery,
Develops the jaw,
But celery, stewed,
Is more quietly chewed
Senescence
And middle age
The day your
Outnumber your friends
A girl whose cheeks are covered with
Has an advantage with me over one whose ain't
Once upon a time there was an Italian,
And some people thought he was a rapscallion,
But he wasn't offended,
Because other people thought he was splendid,
I find it very difficult to enthuse Over the current news
Just when you think that at least the outlook is so black that it can grow no blacker, it worsens,
And that is why I do not like the news, because there has never been an era when...