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He tells you when you've got on too much
And helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
An interested poem for the times. These days, women do not wear girdles, but we all get what he means: husbands were/are good for somethings, when we most need him
Ogden Nash
Frederic Ogden Nash (August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971) was an American poet well known for his light verse, of which he wrote over 500 pieces. Wit
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