Megaceph, chosen to serve the
In the halls of legislative debate,
One day with his credentials
To the capitol's door and announced his name.
The doorkeeper looked, with a comical
Of the face, at the eminent egotist,
And said: "Go away, for we settle
All manner of questions, knotty and queer,
And we cannot have, when the speaker
To know how every member stands,
A man who to all things under the
Assents by eternally voting 'I.'"
