Scorflufus
There are many diseases,
That strike people's kneeses,
Scorflufus! is one by
It comes from the
Packed in bladders of
So the Chinese must take half the blame.
There's a case in the
Of Sir
While hunting a fox one
Shot up in the
And remained hanging there!
While the hairs on his socks turned grey!
Aye!
Scorflufus had struck!
At man, beast, and duck.
And the knees of the world went Bong!
Some knees went Ping!
Other knees turned to
From Balham to old Hong Kong.
Should you hold your life dear,
Then the remedy's clear,
If you're offered some yeast - don't eat it!
Turn the offer down flat-Don your travelling hat-Put an egg in your boot - and beat it!
Spike Milligan
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