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I Do I Will I Have

How wise I am to have instructed the butlerto instruct the first footman to instruct the secondfootman to instruct the doorman to order my carriage;

I am about to volunteer a definition of marriage.

Just as I know that there are two Hagens,

Walter and Copen,

I know that marriage is a legal and religious alliance enteredinto by a man who can't sleep with the window shut and awoman who can't sleep with the window open.

Moreover, just as I am unsure of the difference betweenflora and fauna and flotsam and jetsam,

I am quite sure that marriage is the alliance of two peopleone of whom never remembers birthdays and the othernever forgetsam,

And he refuses to believe there is a leak in the water pipe orthe gas pipe and she is convinced she is about to asphyxiateor drown,

And she says Quick get up and get my hairbrushes off thewindowsill, it's raining in, and he replies Oh they're all right,it's only raining straight down.

That is why marriage is so much more interesting than divorce,

Because it's the only known example of the happy meeting ofthe immovable object and the irresistible force.

So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate andcombat over everything debatable and combatable,

Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life,particularly if he has income and she is pattable.

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Ogden Nash

Frederic Ogden Nash (August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971) was an American poet well known for his light verse, of which he wrote over 500 pieces. Wit…

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