If I Were In Charge of the World

If I were in charge of the worldI'd cancel oatmeal,

Monday mornings,

Allergy shots, and also Sara Steinberg. If I were in charge of the

There'd be brighter nights lights,

Healthier hamsters,

Basketball baskets forty eight inches lower.

If I were in charge of the

You wouldn't have lonely.

You wouldn't have clean.

You wouldn't have bedtimes.

Or "Don't punch your sister."You wouldn't even have sisters.

If I were in charge of the worldA chocolate sundae with whipped cream and nuts would be a

All 007 movies would be G,

And a person who sometimes forgot to brush,

And sometimes forgot to flush,

Would still be allowed to be In charge of the world.