Limerick. “A bather whose clothing was strewed…”

There was a knicht riding frae the east, Refrain: Sing the Cather banks, the bonnie brume Wha had been wooing at monie a place. Refrain: And ye may beguile a young thing suneHe came unto a widow’s door.…

TO Rathlin’s Isle I chanced to sail, When summer breezes softly blew, And there I heard so sweet a tale, That oft I wished it could be true.…

Money and man a mutual friendship show; Man makes false money, money makes so.

Гадюка Ужалила злюку. Жив злюка. Издохла гадюка.1© Перевод Евг. Фельдмана…

Here lies a poor woman who was always tired, She lived in a house where help wasn’t hired: Her last words on earth were: ‘Dear friends, I am going To where there’s no cooking, or washing, or sewing,…

По ТРИДЦАТЬ лет живёт ишак, У бара не замедлив шаг. По ДВАДЦАТЬ лет живёт овца, Не зная джина и пивца.…

As they fished his old plane from the sea The inventor just chortled with glee. “I shall build,” and he laughed, “A submarine craft,…

IMPROMPTU AFTER CHRISTMAS DINNER. PUNCH.It may not be – go maidens, go, Nor tempt me to the mistletoe; I once could dance beneath its bough, But must not, will not, can not, now!A weight – a load within I bear;…