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Brother And Sister

ER, sister, go to bed!

Go and rest your weary head."Thus the prudent brother said."Do you want a battered hide,

Or scratches to your face applied?"Thus his sister calm replied."Sister, do not raise my wrath.

I'd make you into mutton

As easily as kill a moth"The sister raised her beaming

And looked on him

And sternly answered, "Only try!"Off to the cook he quickly ran."Dear Cook, please lend a

To me as quickly as you can."And wherefore should I lend it you?""The reason,

Cook, is plain to view.

I wish to make an Irish stew.""What meat is in that stew to go?""My sister'll be the contents!""Oh""You'll lend the pan to me,

Cook?""No!"Moral:

Never stew your sister.

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Lewis Carroll

Charles Lutwidge Dodgson (/ˈlʌtwɪdʒ ˈdɒdʒsən/; 27 January 1832 – 14 January 1898), better known by his pen name Lewis Carroll, was an English wr…

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