Scorflufus

There are many diseases,

That strike people's kneeses,

Scorflufus! is one by

It comes from the

Packed in bladders of

So the Chinese must take half the blame.

There's a case in the

Of Sir

While hunting a fox one

Shot up in the

And remained hanging there!

While the hairs on his socks turned grey!

Aye!

Scorflufus had struck!

At man, beast, and duck.

And the knees of the world went Bong!

Some knees went Ping!

Other knees turned to

From Balham to old Hong Kong.

Should you hold your life dear,

Then the remedy's clear,

If you're offered some yeast - don't eat it!

Turn the offer down flat-Don your travelling hat-Put an egg in your boot - and beat it!