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The Fable Of Midas

Midas, we are in story told,

Turn'd every thing he touch'd to gold:

He chipp'd his bread; the pieces

Glitter'd like spangles on the ground:

A codling, ere it went his lip in,

Would straight become a golden pippin.

He call'd for drink; you saw him

Potable gold in golden cup:

His empty paunch that he might fill,

He suck'd his victuals thro' a quill.

Untouch'd it pass'd between his grinders,

Or't had been happy for gold-finders:

He cock'd his hat, you would have

Mambrino's helm adorn'd his head;

Whene'er he chanced his hands to

On magazines of corn or hay,

Gold ready coin'd appear'd

Of paltry provender and bread;

Hence, we are by wise farmers

Old hay is equal to old gold:

And hence a critic deep

We learn'd to weigh our gold by grains.  This fool had got a lucky hit;

And people fancied he had wit,

Two gods their skill in music

And both chose Midas to decide:

He against Ph[oelig]bus' harp decreed,

And gave it for Pan's oaten reed:

The god of wit, to show his grudge,

Clapt asses' ears upon the judge,

A goodly pair, erect and wide,

Which he could neither gild nor hide.  And now the virtue of his

Was lost among Pactolus' sands,

Against whose torrent while he

The golden scurf peels off his limbs:

Fame spreads the news, and people

From far, to gather golden gravel;

Midas, exposed to all their jeers,

Had lost his art, and kept his ears.  This tale inclines the gentle

To think upon a certain leader;

To whom, from Midas down,

That virtue in the fingers' ends.

What else by perquisites are meant,

By pensions, bribes, and three per cent.?

By places and commissions sold,

And turning dung itself to gold?

By starving in the midst of store,

As t'other Midas did before?  None e'er did modern Midas

Subject or patron of his muse,

But found him thus their merit scan,

That Phoebus must give place to Pan:

He values not the poet's praise,

Nor will exchange his plums  for bays.

To Pan alone rich misers call;

And there's the jest, for Pan is

LL.

Here English wits will be to seek,

Howe'er, 'tis all one in the Greek.  Besides, it plainly now

Our Midas, too, has ass's ears:

Where every fool his mouth applies,

And whispers in a thousand lies;

Such gross delusions could not

Thro' any ears but of an ass.  But gold defiles with frequent touch,

There's nothing fouls the hand so much;

And scholars give it for the

Of British Midas' dirty paws;

Which, while the senate strove to scour,

They wash'd away the chemic power.

While he his utmost strength applied,

To swim against this popular tide,

The golden spoils flew off apace,

Here fell a pension, there a place:

The torrent merciless

Commissions, perquisites, and bribes,

By their own weight sunk to the bottom;

Much good may't do 'em that have caught 'em!

And Midas now neglected stands,

With ass's ears, and dirty hands.

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