If you're attacked by a
Find fresh underpants to try
Lay on the ground quite
Pretend you are very
Keep like that day after
Perhaps the lion will go away
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Spike Milligan
Terence Alan "Spike" Milligan KBE (16 April 1918 – 27 February 2002) was a British-Irish actor, comedian, writer, poet and playwright. The son o…
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