Godolphin Horne was Nobly Born;
He held the Human Race in Scorn,
And lived with all his Sisters
His father lived, in Berkeley Square.
And oh!
The Lad was Deathly Proud!
He never shook your Hand or Bowed,
But merely smirked and nodded thus:
How perfectly ridiculous!
Alas!
That such Affected
Should flourish in a Child of Six!(For such was Young Godolphin's age).
Just then, the Court required a Page,
Whereat the Lord High Chamberlain(The Kindest and the Best of Men),
He went good-naturedly and tookA perfectly enormous
Called People Qualified to
Attendant on His Majesty,
And murmured, as he scanned the list(To see that no one should be missed),"There's William Coutts has got the Flu,
And Billy Higgs would never do,
And Guy de Vere is far too young,
And… wasn't D'Alton's father hung?
And as for Alexander Byng!-…I think I know the kind of thing,
A Churchman, cleanly, nobly born,
Come, let us say Godolphin Horne?"But hardly had he said the
When Murmurs of Dissent were heard.
The King of Iceland's Eldest
Said, "Thank you!
I am taking none!"The Aged Duchess of
Remarked, in her sub-acid tone,"I doubt if He is what we need!"With which the Bishops all agreed;
And even Lady Mary Flood(So kind, and oh!
So really good)Said, "No!
He wouldn't do at all,
He'd make us feel a lot too small."The Chamberlain said, "Well, well, well!
No doubt you're right.
One cannot tell!"He took his Gold and Diamond
And scratched Godolphin out again.
So now Godolphin is the
Who Blacks the Boots at the Savoy.
