My Nose Is Growing Old

Yup.

A long lazy September lookin the mirrorsay it's true.

I'm 31and my nose is growingold.

It starts about 1/2an inchbelow the bridgeand strolls geriatricallydownfor another inch or so:
stopping.

Fortunately, the restof the nose is comparativelyyoung.

I wonder if girlswill want me with anold nose.

I can hear them nowthe heartless bitches!"He's cutebut his noseis old."