I'm learning to say thank you.
And I'm learning to say please.
And I'm learning to use Kleenex,
Not my sweater, when I sneeze.
And I'm learning not to dribble.
And I'm learning not to slurp.
And I'm learning (though it sometimes really hurts me)Not to burp.
And I'm learning to chew
When I eat corn on the cob.
And I'm learning that it's
Much easier to be a slob.