A Word to Husbands

The people upstairs all practise Their living room is a bowling Their bedroom is full of conducted tours. Their radio is louder than yours

I think that I shall never seeA billboard lovely as a Indeed, unless the billboards fallI'll never see a tree at all.

People live forever in Jacksonville and St. Petersburg and Tampa, But you don't have to live forever to become a grampa. The entrance requirements for grampahood are comparatively mild

Foreigners are people somewhere else, Natives are people at home; If the place you’re Is your habitat

The Child Is Father Of The Man, But Not For Quite A So Thomas Never drank his medicine;

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I didn't go to church today, I trust the Lord to understand. The surf was swirling blue and white, The children swirling on the sand.

They tell me that euphoria is the feeling of feeling wonderful, well, today I feel euphorian, Today I have the agility of a Greek god and the appetitite of Victorian.