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I don't care if nobody under forty can hang a door properly
I'm six and I'm bored
In the kitchen Lavada is plucking a turkey who looks crumpled and turned inside out He's full of holes
I throw my skinny arms in the air as far as my ...

EY had a gread big pahty down to Tom's de othah night;
Was I dah
You bet
I neveh in my life see sich a sight;

The obscene hostess, mincing in the hall,
Gathers the guests around a crystal ball
It is on the whole an exciting moment;
Mrs