Stupid Pencil Maker
Some dummy built this pencil wrong,
The eraser's down here where the point belongs,
And the point's at the top - so it's no good to me,
It's amazing how stupid some people can be
Some dummy built this pencil wrong,
The eraser's down here where the point belongs,
And the point's at the top - so it's no good to me,
It's amazing how stupid some people can be
All things bright and beautiful, All creatures great and small, All things wise and wonderful, The Lord God made them all
Each little flower that opens, Each little bird that sings, He made their glowing colours, He made their tiny wings
I made a hundred little songs That told the joy and pain of love,
And sang them blithely, tho' I knew No whit thereof
I was a weaver deaf and blind;
A miracle was wrought for me,