He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable
Stretchable Foldable Man.
He can crawl in your pocket or fit your
Or screw himself into a twenty-volt socket,
Or stretch himself up to the steeple or taller,
Or squeeze himself into a thimble or smaller,
Yes he can, course he can,
He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable
Stretchable Shrinkable Man.
And he lives a passable
With his Squeezable Lovable Kissable
Pullable Tugable Wife.
And they have two twistable
Who bend up the way that they did.
And they turn and they
Just as much as they
For this Bendable
Easily
Buy-what
Washable
Highly
Buyable
Always
Bounceable
Almost
Twistable Turnable Man.