Twistable Turnable Man

He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable

Stretchable Foldable Man.

He can crawl in your pocket or fit your

Or screw himself into a twenty-volt socket,

Or stretch himself up to the steeple or taller,

Or squeeze himself into a thimble or smaller,

Yes he can, course he can,

He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable

Stretchable Shrinkable Man.

And he lives a passable

With his Squeezable Lovable Kissable

Pullable Tugable Wife.

And they have two twistable

Who bend up the way that they did.

And they turn and they

Just as much as they

For this Bendable

Easily

Buy-what

Washable

Highly

Buyable

Always

Bounceable

Almost

Twistable Turnable Man.